Course Overview
Overview
Most courses on the inner critic try to evict the critic. Five days of meditations, a couple of permission slips, off he goes. Doesn’t work. The critic doesn’t leave. The critic is a roommate you didn’t pick and can’t legally evict. What you CAN do is keep writing while she’s loud — without letting her edit your draft in real time. That’s the actual skill. Six weeks. Thirty lessons. Progressively bigger ‘critic in the room’ sessions with hot-seat-style self-review. By week three most students stop performing for the critic. By week six the critic is still there, still loud, still expensive at parties — but no longer the editor of your first draft.
What’s inside
- 6 modules, 30 lessons + self-review templates — the most production-focused course in the issue
- Mindset Maven Test that names YOUR critic’s specific personality (yours has one and it’s specific)
- 6 guided meditations averaging 9 minutes — paired to the live-drafting-with-critic-present practice
- Toolkit: the Live-Editing Prevention Card + the Critic Containment Protocol
- Lifetime access, unlimited retakes — the critic gets a tune-up; come back when she does
- Companion blog post per module — public, perfect for the friend whose draft is dying in revision
Who this is for
- The screenwriter who can’t get through page three because she keeps fixing page two
- The playwright who has been on draft eleven of act one for four years
- The ghostwriter who writes confidently for clients and freezes on her own work because the critic only shows up for the personal stuff
- The comedian who can write the bit and immediately delete it because ‘it’s not funny enough yet’
FAQs
Will this make the critic go away?
No. Different goal. The course teaches you to write WITH the critic in the room — loud, present, opinionated — without letting her edit your draft in real time. The critic stays. The relationship changes.
What’s ‘live editing’ and why is it bad?
Live editing = editing sentences while you’re still drafting. It feels productive. It’s drafting’s biggest killer. The course is built around preventing it specifically — drafting and editing are different brain modes and the critic gets you to switch mid-stream.
Is the critic just impostor syndrome?
Related but distinct. Impostor syndrome is doubt about your CAPACITY. The inner critic is interference during the WRITING ACT itself. They often coexist; the course treats them as separate operations.
What if my critic IS actually right sometimes?
Module 4 covers the ‘sometimes-right’ problem. Some critics carry useful information; most don’t. The course teaches the distinguishing skill — listen later, not now.
Will this work for comedy / dialogue / fast-iteration writing?
Yes — the course specifically includes comedians and screenwriters because these forms get hit hardest by live editing. The bit-killing pattern is module 2.
Can I retake?
Yes. Unlimited. The critic mutates. The course handles every mutation.
What one student said
★★★★★
“Our writing group took this course together as a six-week summer experiment. Seven of us. We met weekly and did the hot-seat reviews on each other’s work using the course protocol. By module four every single one of us had finished a draft we’d been stalling on for months. We are not a sentimental group. We are noting that with appropriate dryness. The Live-Editing Prevention Card is now taped to all seven of our desks. We are buying BM-088 next as a group. Carry on.”
— Writing Group of 7 (the Ravens), Brooklyn
Curriculum
- 6 Sections
- 24 Lessons
- Lifetime
- Module 1: Meet Your Specific Critic (Hers Has a Voice, a Personality, and a History)Week one is the introduction. Your critic is not generic. She has a voice (often a specific voice you can name), a personality, a set of habitual moves, a few topics she's especially loud about, and a6
- 1.1Module 1: Overview20
- 1.2Mindset Maven Test: What Is Your Critic’s Specific Personality?4 Questions
- 1.3Meditation: Introductions (a 10-Minute Sit With the Critic, Not Against Her)10
- 1.4Writing Prompt: Module 130
- 1.5INSPIRATION: Meet Carol: A Profile of My Inner Critic (Twenty Years In)15
- 1.6Companion Blog: Name Your Inner Critic. The Naming Is Half the Containment.10
- Module 2: Drafting Mode vs. Editing Mode (The Two Modes That Cannot Run At Once)Week two we install the fundamental skill of the course: distinguishing drafting mode from editing mode. They are different brain states. They cannot run simultaneously. When the critic gets you to ed6
- 2.1Module 2: Overview20
- 2.2Mindset Maven Test: What Are YOUR Slip Triggers Into Editing Mode?4 Questions
- 2.3Meditation: The Drafting Block Audio (25 Minutes, No Editing, Hold the Line)25
- 2.4Writing Prompt: Module 230
- 2.5INSPIRATION: The Three Years I Couldn’t Finish a Draft Because I Edited Every Sentence Twice (The Confession)15
- 2.6Companion Blog: Drafting Mode and Editing Mode Cannot Run At the Same Time (And the Critic Knows It)10
- Module 3: Critic Containment Protocols (Negotiated Working Hours)Week three we negotiate. The critic doesn't leave, but she can be given working hours. We design a Critic Containment Protocol — specific times she is invited (Thursdays at 4pm, when you're editing),6
- 3.1Module 3: Overview20
- 3.2Mindset Maven Test: What Are YOUR Specific Critic Working Hours?4 Questions
- 3.3Meditation: The ‘You Are Not On the List’ Audio (Boundary-Setting Practice)6
- 3.4Writing Prompt: Module 330
- 3.5INSPIRATION: The Day I Told Carol She Was Off the Clock Until Thursday15
- 3.6Companion Blog: Give Your Inner Critic Working Hours. She Will Test the Boundaries. You Will Hold.10
- Module 4: When the Critic Is Right (Sorting Useful Signal from Habitual Noise)Week four is the nuance week. Sometimes the critic IS right. Some of her flags carry information. The trick is to sort her noise from her signal — without letting the signal-sorting become a backdoor6
- 4.1Module 4: Overview20
- 4.2Mindset Maven Test: What Ratio of YOUR Critic’s Flags Are Actually Signal?4 Questions
- 4.3Meditation: The Capture-and-Defer Audio (Use Mid-Block)2
- 4.4Writing Prompt: Module 430
- 4.5INSPIRATION: The Three Times My Critic Was Right (Out Of Roughly Eighteen Hundred Times She Wasn’t)15
- 4.6Companion Blog: Your Inner Critic Has a Signal-to-Noise Ratio. Most of It Is Noise.10
- Module 5: The Hot-Seat Self-Review (Reading Your Draft with the Critic Present, Useful)Week five is the structured self-review. Most writers either avoid reading their own work (because the critic takes over) or read it with the critic in full control. The Hot-Seat Self-Review is a 30-m6
- 5.1Module 5: Overview20
- 5.2Mindset Maven Test: What Hijacks YOUR Self-Reviews?4 Questions
- 5.3Meditation: The Hot-Seat Audio (Press Play Before Every Self-Review)14
- 5.4Writing Prompt: Module 530
- 5.5INSPIRATION: How I Learned to Read My Own Drafts Without Hating Them (and Without Lying to Myself)15
- 5.6Companion Blog: Run a Structured Self-Review. Stop Self-Prosecuting Your Own Drafts.10
- Module 6: The Long Game (Your Critic Containment System, Documented)Final week. You'll compile your Critic Containment System — a one-page reference holding YOUR Critic Profile, YOUR Two-Mode Distinguishing markers, YOUR Containment Protocol, YOUR Signal Test, YOUR Ho6
- 6.1Module 6: Overview20
- 6.2Mindset Maven Test: How Will YOUR Critic Mutate in the Next Six Years?4 Questions
- 6.3Meditation: Closing Audio: The Six-Year Letter to the Critic15
- 6.4Writing Prompt: Module 630
- 6.5INSPIRATION: The Letter I Wrote to Carol in 2018 (And What She’s Become in 2024)15
- 6.6Companion Blog: Write Your Inner Critic a Six-Year Letter (Yes, Really)10